Global Warming in comeback bid

News veteran Global Warming is set to make a comeback bid, it has been revealed. Russell Goldstein, publicity agent for the worldwide meteorological phenomenon, made the announcement at a packed press conference at the O2 Arena this morning.

Rumours of a comeback bid have been spreading like wildfire ever since Global Warming embarked on mini-tour of Australia earlier this year, which many saw as a warm-up for a far greater spectacle.

“I can confirm that the rumours are correct,” Goldstein told reporters, “My client, Global Warming, feels that the time is right to reclaim its rightful place in the news headlines. It’s time for headline-grabbing pretenders to the throne such as the economic downturn, conflict in Gaza and celebrity chef food poisonings to step aside.”

Goldstein then announced that Global Warming will embark on a gruelling tour of the Pacific Rim this autumn. Similar to its sell-out “El Niño Tour” of 2006, Global Warming will travel the Pacific Ocean causing freak weather conditions and untold misery for thousands.

The tour will then be extended to Northern Europe, where audiences will be treated to a dazzling live display of an unseasonably warm winter, melting ice caps and rising sea levels. This will culminate in an exciting torrent of flood water – always a firm favourite with Global Warming fans.

Tickets for the tour will go on sale at Ticketmaster next week, though additional tickets will be available at petrol stations, coal-fired power plants and aerosol factories throughout America, Europe and the BRIC countries.

 (Written 6 Mar 2009)

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